“Take calcium.”
Choke by Chuck Palahniuk
”honest person and she would have told him to his face that she thought he was a jerk who knew how to fuck well and that was it.”
Black Coffee Blues/124 words by Henry Rollins
“Brad wouldn’t even let Patrick hold him, which seems rather sad to me because if I have sex with someone, I would want to hold them” The Perks of Being A Wallflower by Stephen Chbosky
“He paused beside a pillar, before the tomb of a long-dead Stark.” A Game of Thrones by George R.R. Martin.
Sounds kind of kinky if you ask me.
“You remain in my path.”
Illyria- HauntedUhh… I don’t really know what to think…
“They did not sing or tell stories that day, even though the weather improved; nor the next day, nor the day after.” - The Hobbit by J.R.R. Tolkien
Fuck. This means I’m never getting laid, doesn’t it?
During the next year or two he had turned up fairly often, coming unexpectedly after dusk, and going off without warning before sunrise.” - The Fellowship of the Ring by J.R.R. Tolkein
Oh. Okay then.
“Within the 180 target trials, each of the five emotion categories (e.g., positive high arousal, neutral, etc.) was represented in 36 trials.” -Publication of the American Psychological Association, Sixth edition
Uhh…a lot better than I was expecting from a book that basically only tells you how to format psychological research papers.
“Vogon poetry is of course the third worst in the Universe.”- The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy
That’s just…that’s just swell.
“Her support fluctuated between a bit below to a bit above 40 percent.”-The Imperfect Primary
(Source: loveclaire)